{"id":29544,"date":"2012-04-17T10:25:18","date_gmt":"2012-04-17T14:25:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=29544"},"modified":"2012-04-17T10:25:18","modified_gmt":"2012-04-17T14:25:18","slug":"wheres-vt-woody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29544","title":{"rendered":"Where&#8217;s VT Woody?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With TSO gone to Afghanistan VT Woody doesn&#8217;t answer my emails anymore. But, probably because he found a place where it&#8217;s raining cheerleaders and he&#8217;s afraid I&#8217;d give him some serious competition;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Raining-cheerleaders.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-29545\" title=\"Raining cheerleaders\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Raining-cheerleaders.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Raining-cheerleaders.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Raining-cheerleaders-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With TSO gone to Afghanistan VT Woody doesn&#8217;t answer my emails anymore. But, probably because he &hellip; <a title=\"Where&#8217;s VT Woody?\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29544\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Where&#8217;s VT Woody?<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29544","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29544","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29544"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29544\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29544"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29544"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29544"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}