{"id":29465,"date":"2012-04-11T06:23:36","date_gmt":"2012-04-11T10:23:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=29465"},"modified":"2012-04-11T06:23:36","modified_gmt":"2012-04-11T10:23:36","slug":"the-duffel-blog-lcpl-almost-attacks-japan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29465","title":{"rendered":"The Duffel Blog; LCPL almost attacks Japan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The folks at the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.duffelblog.com\/2012\/03\/marine-lance-corporal-tries-to-attack-japan-after-watching-pearl-harbor-movie\/\">Duffel Blog<\/a> reports that a young Lance Corporal was stopped by the Military Police from paying back the Japanese after mass amounts of beer while watching &#8220;Pearl Harbor&#8221;;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cI can\u2019t believe Danny died,\u201d as he took another swig of Budweiser and sobbed. \u201cThese damn Japs [sic] need to pay!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>His roommate, Lance Corporal Jason Evers, tried to calm him with a history lesson.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDude. It happened like, 60 something years ago. We already whooped their ass.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately Vanhue would not listen. As the credits came across the screen, the Lance Corporal went to his wall locker.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019ve got to pack my gear,\u201d he said, as he shoved throwing stars, an entrenching tool, and extra socks in his ruck sack. After packing, he donned his helmet and flak jacket and headed to the armory. But amazingly, even in his drunken stupor, he didn\u2019t forget his eye-pro.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I wonder if he also had his reflective belt. Go read the rest.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to James for the link.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The folks at the Duffel Blog reports that a young Lance Corporal was stopped by the &hellip; <a title=\"The Duffel Blog; LCPL almost attacks Japan\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29465\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Duffel Blog; LCPL almost attacks Japan<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[92],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29465","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-satire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29465","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29465"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29465\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29465"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29465"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29465"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}