{"id":29402,"date":"2012-04-06T09:57:44","date_gmt":"2012-04-06T13:57:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=29402"},"modified":"2012-04-06T10:23:04","modified_gmt":"2012-04-06T14:23:04","slug":"the-phony-soldier-youve-all-been-waiting-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29402","title":{"rendered":"The phony soldier you&#8217;ve all been waiting for"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From StrikeFO and his satire blog, the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.duffelblog.com\/2012\/04\/stolen-valor-claim-after-man-poses-as-elite-administrative-soldier\/\"><del datetime=\"2012-04-06T14:22:42+00:00\">Duffle<\/del> Duffel  Blog<\/a>, the phony soldier we&#8217;ve all been looking for. The one guy who pretends to be an admin clerk;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cIt was all downhill from there,\u201d Dukes said.  \u201cHe starts off \u2018So, there I was\u2026in the shit\u2026the coffee was gone.  We were out of doughnuts.\u2019  Anyone who\u2019s been downrange knows full well Green Bean is almost always open and we\u2019re hip deep in pogey bait, so there\u2019s no excuse.  I called Stolen Valor after that.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>After Dukes\u2019 tip, the FBI decided to investigate. In what was a open and shut case, Mr. Faquir was tried and sentenced to a $10,000 fine and one year\u2019s probation. He could not be reached for comment at the time of this article.<\/p>\n<p>Although this story had a happy ending, it\u2019s still not enough for Wendell Dukes.  He encourages all 42Ls not to allow their profession to be sullied by posers.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;ll say it again; it&#8217;s SATIRE. We&#8217;re still hunting the one guy who pretends to be a POG.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From StrikeFO and his satire blog, the Duffle Duffel Blog, the phony soldier we&#8217;ve all been &hellip; <a title=\"The phony soldier you&#8217;ve all been waiting for\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29402\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The phony soldier you&#8217;ve all been waiting for<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[92],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-satire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29402"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29402\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}