{"id":29378,"date":"2012-04-03T05:45:00","date_gmt":"2012-04-03T09:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=29378"},"modified":"2012-04-03T06:25:38","modified_gmt":"2012-04-03T10:25:38","slug":"ballduster-mcsoulpatch-autopsy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29378","title":{"rendered":"Ballduster McSoulpatch autopsy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For those of you who thought he&#8217;d faked his death, we present <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=16756\">Ballduster McSoulpatch<\/a>&#8216;s autopsy. TSO&#8217;s preliminary evaluation was &#8220;chokes on dick&#8221;, that appears to be not the case, at least not directly;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/McManus-Autopsy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-29379\" title=\"McManus Autopsy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/McManus-Autopsy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"502\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/McManus-Autopsy.jpg 934w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/McManus-Autopsy-300x202.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 502px) 100vw, 502px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Thanks to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.blackfive.net\/main\/\">Blackfive<\/a> for forwarding this to us.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For those of you who thought he&#8217;d faked his death, we present Ballduster McSoulpatch&#8216;s autopsy. TSO&#8217;s &hellip; <a title=\"Ballduster McSoulpatch autopsy\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29378\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ballduster McSoulpatch autopsy<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29378"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29378\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}