{"id":29376,"date":"2012-04-03T05:54:43","date_gmt":"2012-04-03T09:54:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=29376"},"modified":"2016-12-09T11:34:30","modified_gmt":"2016-12-09T16:34:30","slug":"the-round-marine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29376","title":{"rendered":"The round Marine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Updated; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=40002\">We found him<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Chris sent us this picture so we can put out an APB on the turd roller;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Fat-Fuck.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-29377\" title=\"Fat Fuck\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Fat-Fuck.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"675\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>He looks like may have eaten a Marine once, in fact there might a couple buried in his neck fat. What&#8217;s with the phonies thinking they can get away with wearing the SEAL Trident lately? And isn&#8217;t the EOD badge an Army badge? I guess the boy thinks he can mix and match service appurtenances like Soup. <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, someone must know this guy out there. We need a name and an address so we can pull his records and embarrass the shit out of him. But we&#8217;ll never be able to embarrass him as much as he&#8217;s embarrassed us.<\/p>\n<p>Updated; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=40002\">We found him<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Updated; We found him. Chris sent us this picture so we can put out an APB &hellip; <a title=\"The round Marine\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29376\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The round Marine<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29376","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29376","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29376"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29376\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}