{"id":29361,"date":"2012-04-02T08:48:46","date_gmt":"2012-04-02T12:48:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=29361"},"modified":"2012-04-02T09:21:08","modified_gmt":"2012-04-02T13:21:08","slug":"rendered-speechless","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29361","title":{"rendered":"Rendered speechless"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Someone sent this to TSO from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10150688205072850&#038;set=p.10150688205072850&#038;type=1&#038;theater\">Don Shipley&#8217;s Facebook pictures<\/a>. There&#8217;s nothing I can say, except that he looks relatively familiar;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-29362\" title=\"Holy shit1\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Holy-shit1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"427\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Holy-shit1.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Holy-shit1-300x256.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>ADDED:<\/strong> Today&#8217;s phony is dedicated to AFWife (I think, because she&#8217;s one of the few people on the internet I know by her real name), who is celebrating her birthday and asked for her own phony.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someone sent this to TSO from Don Shipley&#8217;s Facebook pictures. There&#8217;s nothing I can say, except &hellip; <a title=\"Rendered speechless\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29361\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Rendered speechless<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29361","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29361","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29361"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29361\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}