{"id":29300,"date":"2012-03-28T17:12:36","date_gmt":"2012-03-28T21:12:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=29300"},"modified":"2012-03-28T17:12:36","modified_gmt":"2012-03-28T21:12:36","slug":"that-yon-thing-yeah-i-know","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29300","title":{"rendered":"That Yon thing: yeah, I know"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve had about twenty emails in the last hour in reference to Michael Yon&#8217;s revelation that he&#8217;s in negotiations with the Taliban for the release of Sergeant Bowe Bergdahl. Oddly enough it&#8217;s Bergdahl&#8217;s 26th birthday, by the way. It&#8217;s just strangely coincidental that the Taliban is reaching out to Yon on Bergdahl&#8217;s birthday&#8230;maybe the Taliban don&#8217;t have cake and ice cream or something and thought this would a suitable replacement.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I&#8217;m pretty much ignoring Yon and these revelations. But I didn&#8217;t want y&#8217;all to think I&#8217;m ignoring you. But, I&#8217;ll believe Yon negotiated with the Taliban when I see the beheading video. All this time I thought he was going to be found in a closet in Thailand after an auto-asphyxiation session gone wrong. Now I have to rewrite the obituary. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve had about twenty emails in the last hour in reference to Michael Yon&#8217;s revelation that &hellip; <a title=\"That Yon thing: yeah, I know\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29300\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">That Yon thing: yeah, I know<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[155],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shitbags"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29300"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29300\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}