Old Trooper sends a link to the bizarre news that hippies are assembling on a mountain in the Pyrenees where they expect to be taken aboard the alien space craft that will carry them away from the destruction which will be wrought upon the rest of us on December 21st;<\/p>\n
A rapidly increasing stream of New Age believers \u2013 or esoterics, as locals call them \u2013 have descended in their camper van-loads on the usually picturesque and tranquil Pyrenean village of Bugarach. They believe that when apocalypse strikes on 21 December this year, the aliens waiting in their spacecraft inside Pic de Bugarach will save all the humans near by and beam them off to the next age.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
It makes complete sense to me. Several hundred years, a now extinct culture which didn’t foresee it’s own demise, leaves a calender that ends, somehow, on December 21st this year, even though they didn’t use the same calender we use. And the aliens are coming to rescue those of us with the foresight to go to a mountain that the Mayans didn’t even know existed, on a continent they didn’t know existed.<\/p>\n
The only problem I have is that not enough of the filthy beasts are going to France to await their demise in the form of hippie-cicles.<\/p>\n
…American travel agents have been offering special, one-way deals to witness the end of the world…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Hey, I’ll contribute to that fund. Let France deal with the creatures – they’re already familiar with the poor hygiene habits.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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