{"id":29233,"date":"2012-03-22T10:35:08","date_gmt":"2012-03-22T14:35:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=29233"},"modified":"2017-05-26T11:27:46","modified_gmt":"2017-05-26T15:27:46","slug":"the-only-reason-chicks-join-the-military-apparently","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29233","title":{"rendered":"The only reason chicks join the military&#8230;apparently"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is Katy Perry&#8217;s new video &#8220;Part of Me&#8221; in which she catches a cheating boyfriend and then chops off her hair, binds her <strong>really great<\/strong> breasts and goes to the Marine recruiter. So I&#8217;m wondering is this what Hollywood thinks is the only reason that women join the military? Hasn&#8217;t it been the theme of about four movies over the last few decades? <\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/uuwfgXD8qV8\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>But, Katy does look good in MarPats. I don&#8217;t know why, but there&#8217;s something about a woman in uniform that makes me a little warm. Cuz Navy utilities look good on Rihanna in the Battleship trailer, too;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/u7N-33PbR-g\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is Katy Perry&#8217;s new video &#8220;Part of Me&#8221; in which she catches a cheating boyfriend &hellip; <a title=\"The only reason chicks join the military&#8230;apparently\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29233\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The only reason chicks join the military&#8230;apparently<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[478],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-none"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29233","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29233"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29233\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}