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{"id":29218,"date":"2012-03-21T10:38:53","date_gmt":"2012-03-21T14:38:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=29218"},"modified":"2012-03-21T10:42:14","modified_gmt":"2012-03-21T14:42:14","slug":"why-does-michael-yon-hate-dead-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29218","title":{"rendered":"Why does Michael Yon hate dead people?"},"content":{"rendered":"

If you haven’t been paying attention, and I don’t blame you, it gets boring after a while, but Michael Yon made a big deal about the number of people he blocked from his Facebook page yesterday. Our own TSO was on that list. So was Blackfive, but Blackfive made a point of posting on the braggart’s page. Before the end of the day, I found myself blocked because I asked “Who is this Michael Yon everyone is talking about?” <\/p>\n

Now I’m in that not so exclusive club…I was feeling left out for a while.<\/p>\n

Yon messaged me that he suspects me of being CJ Grisham now and I’m supposed to email him from my AKO account to prove I’m not CJ. Yeah, I’m going to answer all of those security questions at AKO just to email dickweed.<\/p>\n

Anyway, I was wondering why does Michael Yon hate dead people;<\/p>\n

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If I blocked everyone on this blog who disagrees with me once, It’d be me, all by myself, clicking my ads all day long (that’s not a metaphor for masturbation, by the way). Even TSO disagrees with me sometimes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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