{"id":29218,"date":"2012-03-21T10:38:53","date_gmt":"2012-03-21T14:38:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=29218"},"modified":"2012-03-21T10:42:14","modified_gmt":"2012-03-21T14:42:14","slug":"why-does-michael-yon-hate-dead-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29218","title":{"rendered":"Why does Michael Yon hate dead people?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you haven&#8217;t been paying attention, and I don&#8217;t blame you, it gets boring after a while, but Michael Yon made a big deal about the number of people he blocked from his Facebook page yesterday. Our own TSO was on that list. So was Blackfive, but Blackfive made a point of posting on the braggart&#8217;s page. Before the end of the day, I found myself blocked because I asked &#8220;Who is this Michael Yon everyone is talking about?&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Now I&#8217;m in that not so exclusive club&#8230;I was feeling left out for a while.<\/p>\n<p>Yon messaged me that he suspects me of being CJ Grisham now and I&#8217;m supposed to email him from my AKO account to prove I&#8217;m not CJ. Yeah, I&#8217;m going to answer all of those security questions at AKO just to email dickweed.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I was wondering why does Michael Yon hate dead people;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Yon-bans-dead-people1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Yon-bans-dead-people1.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Yon bans dead people1\" width=\"500\" height=\"125\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-29220\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Yon-bans-dead-people1.jpg 526w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Yon-bans-dead-people1-300x75.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If I blocked everyone on this blog who disagrees with me once, It&#8217;d be me, all by myself, clicking my ads all day long (that&#8217;s not a metaphor for masturbation, by the way). Even TSO disagrees with me sometimes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you haven&#8217;t been paying attention, and I don&#8217;t blame you, it gets boring after a &hellip; <a title=\"Why does Michael Yon hate dead people?\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29218\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Why does Michael Yon hate dead people?<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[155],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shitbags"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29218"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29218\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}