{"id":29145,"date":"2012-03-15T11:20:11","date_gmt":"2012-03-15T15:20:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=29145"},"modified":"2012-03-15T11:20:11","modified_gmt":"2012-03-15T15:20:11","slug":"truck-guy-dies-in-afghanistan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29145","title":{"rendered":"Truck guy dies in Afghanistan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fox News is scrolling news that the guy who drove his fiery truck on to Camp Bastion yesterday during SecDef Panetta&#8217;s visit has died from his burns. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-2114951\/Afghan-tried-blow-US-Defense-Secretary-Leon-Panetta-truck-dies.html\">UK&#8217;s Daily Mail<\/a> reports that while he was on fire he struggled with soldiers attempting to extinguish his burning ass.<\/p>\n<p>His target, according to Panetta was a group of soldiers. There&#8217;s no word if they were unarmed or not, but I&#8217;m guessing &#8220;not&#8221; because they had to wrestle with the flaming clown.<\/p>\n<p>So, I guess the White House will be issuing an apology for this guy&#8217;s death any minute, and for any other injuries the guy sustained as a result of the ass-whooping he got while the troops were trying to put his ass out. Not to mention an apology for polluting the environment with the burning conveyance. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fox News is scrolling news that the guy who drove his fiery truck on to Camp &hellip; <a title=\"Truck guy dies in Afghanistan\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29145\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Truck guy dies in Afghanistan<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-terror-war"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29145","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29145"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29145\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}