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<\/a><\/p>\nMeet J Wayne Duckworth, who calls himself “Sir Duck”, but I call him “Ducky” for short, because…well…he’s just so f*cking ducky. According to his Facebook<\/a> profile, he’s pretty f’n high speed, too.<\/p>\n CIA and the Air Wing of the State Department…also he’s self employed. It must be hard to be all of those things and still find time to pose in his mother’s backyard for those pictures, huh? According to our friends at POW Network<\/a>, he’s been stylin’ for awhile. He wears these flashy duds anywhere the media shows up for a veteran event and wipes his eyes from the crocodile tears and gives them exactly what they want.<\/p>\n And here’s a poem he sent one of our friends at Right Truth <\/a>in which he also poses as an OIF\/OEF veteran and a Seminole Indian.<\/p>\n According to POW Net;<\/p>\n J.W. Duckworth had been a private first class in the Army, and his only overseas duty was in Germany. Court-martialed while at Fort Hood on two charges of AWOL, Duckworth had been sentenced to 40 days hard labor and reduced to private E-1 before being discharged. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n Yeah, because that’s the kind of pilots the State Department is looking for. Mavericks in the mood to stick it to the Man. Looking through his Facebook pictures, he seems to gain 40 pounds every time he goes to the desert. It looks like he gets shorter, too. It must be the lighting and that KBR chow. It couldn’t be someone else’s pictures, could it?<\/p>\n You Cav guys will be happy to know that he likes to wear Stetsons and 1st Cav patches.<\/p>\n Thanks to David for the links. I think someone else sent me the links a few weeks ago, but I can’t find the email now. Sorry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n