{"id":28796,"date":"2012-02-18T20:09:13","date_gmt":"2012-02-19T00:09:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=28796"},"modified":"2012-02-18T21:41:30","modified_gmt":"2012-02-19T01:41:30","slug":"iran-threatens-us-with-female-ninjas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28796","title":{"rendered":"Iran threatens us with female ninjas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/MJjpFYVvwBo\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Old Trooper sends <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-2097087\/Irans-female-ninja-assassins-3-000-women-training-defend-Muslim-state.html#ixzz1mmUZnFAO\">a link to a story that<\/a>, unsurprisingly, doesn&#8217;t have me shaking in my boots about Iran training 3500 female ninjas to protect Iran from the western crusaders;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>But as Israel steps up pressure on Iran, over fears the country is building nuclear weapons, these lethal ninjas could be called upon to represent their country if relations descend into military conflict.<\/p>\n<p>Iran has a mandatory Army conscription for men aged 18, but it is limited to 18 months service, so these kunoichi could prove very useful.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yeah, it could prove useful if the West doesn&#8217;t show up in tanks or aircraft or with rifles, grenades and machine guns. Jumping over a sword might not be that useful if that happens. Now if Iran can convince Israel to invade with unarmed men, they might have an edge. Well, as long as the Israelis don&#8217;t show up with some Spartans or something.<\/p>\n<p>I guess the Iranians haven&#8217;t been watching the news for the last two or three hundred years and noticed that most of the wars are fought with some sort of technology these days.<\/p>\n<p>That said, some of those Iranian women are kinda good looking, though. But, then I have a thing for little brown women, if you hadn&#8217;t heard.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/article-0-119B8B14000005DC-53_634x286.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-28797\" title=\"article-0-119B8B14000005DC-53_634x286\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/article-0-119B8B14000005DC-53_634x286.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/article-0-119B8B14000005DC-53_634x286.jpg 634w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/article-0-119B8B14000005DC-53_634x286-300x135.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>UPDATE by Sporkmaster<\/strong>: What a possible outcome might be or the best way to summarize this entire post. <\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/GkLXdLgOybE\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Old Trooper sends a link to a story that, unsurprisingly, doesn&#8217;t have me shaking in my &hellip; <a title=\"Iran threatens us with female ninjas\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28796\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Iran threatens us with female ninjas<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28796","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-terror-war"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28796","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28796"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28796\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}