{"id":28610,"date":"2012-02-04T18:20:57","date_gmt":"2012-02-04T22:20:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=28610"},"modified":"2012-02-04T18:20:57","modified_gmt":"2012-02-04T22:20:57","slug":"rectum-damned-near-killed-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28610","title":{"rendered":"Rectum? Damned near killed him."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This story has been &#8220;in the news&#8221; today and has nothing to do with TAH&#8230; except MOST of the folks who comment\u00a0here might get a laugh out of it. I sure did.<\/p>\n<p>From<a href=\"http:\/\/www.courthousenews.com\/2012\/02\/02\/43572.htm\" target=\"_blank\"> The Courthouse News Service:<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u00a0HUNTINGTON, W.Va. (CN) &#8211; A college student claims he was injured when a fraternity member in a &#8220;drunken stupor&#8221; decided &#8220;that it would be a good idea to shoot bottle rockets out of his anus,&#8221; and did so, &#8220;but instead of launching, the bottle rocket blew up in the defendant&#8217;s rectum, and this startled the plaintiff and caused him to jump back,&#8221; and fall off the fraternity&#8217;s deck.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Title and link stolen from <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.dailymail.com\/donsurber\/archives\/50976#more-50976\" target=\"_blank\">Don Surber.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Sorry Jonn&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This story has been &#8220;in the news&#8221; today and has nothing to do with TAH&#8230; except &hellip; <a title=\"Rectum? Damned near killed him.\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28610\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Rectum? Damned near killed him.<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":467,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[172,87],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28610","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geezer-alert","category-general-whackos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28610","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/467"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28610"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28610\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28610"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28610"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28610"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}