The only thing you can count on anymore;<\/p>\n
Finger pointing <\/a> <\/p>\n The Hazzards of racism <\/a> <\/p>\n 110 volts of pure beige<\/a> <\/p>\n …assuming he’s not stoned.<\/a> <\/p>\n China: #1 in making crap<\/a> <\/p>\n Girl Scout kooky <\/a><\/p>\n AP photog…shooting the truth ends Occupy? <\/a> <\/p>\n “I swear to God, I’ve had it with the religious people.” <\/a><\/p>\n Steve Jobs, maybe not the left-wing demi-god after all? <\/a> <\/p>\n And then there’s Apple’s work motto…nice.<\/a> <\/p>\n Say it ain’t so, po-po! <\/a> <\/p>\n So in Obama v2.0, is Iran the Iraq or the new A’stan? <\/a> <\/p>\n Look for the union labels. <\/a> <\/p>\n Second hand accounts published on the internets are always true.<\/a> <\/p>\n …and I was hungry around lunchtime today, so people must be starving in America.<\/a> <\/p>\n Norway and Sweden, makers if shitty furniture, and irrelevant since the Vikings. <\/a><\/p>\n Free Don Siegelman! Wait…who? <\/a> <\/p>\n Dissent was patriotic…during the Bush Administration. <\/a> <\/p>\n Hugo Chavez supports the farmers. <\/a> <\/p>\n Redefining “free speech”, leftist-style. <\/a> <\/p>\n Americans “mono-lingual” and estupido.<\/a> <\/p>\n Occupy DUmbass <\/a> <\/p>\n “…a Southern man don’t need you around anyhow.” <\/a> <\/p>\n Occupy the median. <\/a> <\/p>\n Estrogen Revolution in you Tutu <\/a> <\/p>\n “Human Made” Climate Change <\/a><\/p>\n Saul Alinsky; Father of the shit in. <\/a> <\/p>\n Tell me again how great government monopolies are… <\/a> <\/p>\n These boots are made for talkin’.<\/a> <\/p>\n Impeachy keen! <\/a> <\/p>\n Queue Alex Jones and don your foil hat, folks. <\/a> <\/p>\n Getting a little gassy. <\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"