{"id":28519,"date":"2012-01-29T16:31:50","date_gmt":"2012-01-29T20:31:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=28519"},"modified":"2012-01-29T16:31:50","modified_gmt":"2012-01-29T20:31:50","slug":"in-defense-of-hillbilly-heaven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28519","title":{"rendered":"In Defense of Hillbilly Heaven"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.dailymail.com\/donsurber\/archives\/50594#more-50594\" target=\"_blank\">Title and context stolen from Don Surber<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Don is a genuine\u00a0professional writer and I won&#8217;t try to top him.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>OK, that is perhaps the least surprising headline imaginable for a West Virginia blogger, but I must defend Hillbilly Heaven BBQ in Hamilton, Ontario, whose owner Cameron Bailey has posted signs that include: \u201cThings we don\u2019t have and never will: halal, rice, kabob, shawarma, fries, wings, \u00bc chicken, Mexican, burgers.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pretty much, you go into the restaurant and order barbeque.<\/p>\n<p>And not just any old barbeque. Another sign reads: \u201cWhat would make you think this was a Korean BBQ? Do you see any f\u2019n ducks in the window?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And perhaps the least offensive sign of all: \u201cTo better serve you, our staff speaks English.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Don, like Jonn, is not a native born hillbilly, but this easily qualifies a Sunday Silly post regardless. \u00a0The PC police in Canada are in a snit&#8230; Just imagine what would happen here?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Title and context stolen from Don Surber Don is a genuine\u00a0professional writer and I won&#8217;t try &hellip; <a title=\"In Defense of Hillbilly Heaven\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28519\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">In Defense of Hillbilly Heaven<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":467,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[172,87],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28519","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geezer-alert","category-general-whackos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28519","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/467"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28519"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28519\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}