{"id":28472,"date":"2012-01-26T09:48:22","date_gmt":"2012-01-26T13:48:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=28472"},"modified":"2012-02-22T17:37:22","modified_gmt":"2012-02-22T21:37:22","slug":"phony-in-las-vegas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28472","title":{"rendered":"Phony in Las Vegas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sporkmaster sent me this on Facebook from the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/usawtfm?sk=wall\">Army WTF Facebook page<\/a>, where someone snapped this in a casino in Las Vegas;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/LVphony.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/LVphony.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"LVphony\" width=\"480\" height=\"854\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-28473\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/LVphony.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/LVphony-168x300.jpg 168w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>First of all, get your hands out of your pockets, Big Sarge. And when you have to put your CIB on crooked just so it&#8217;ll fit on your uniform, you&#8217;re doin&#8217; it wrong.<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/LVphonya.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/LVphonya.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"LVphonya\" width=\"457\" height=\"292\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-28474\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/LVphonya.jpg 457w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/LVphonya-300x191.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 457px) 100vw, 457px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I noticed there&#8217;s an ARCOM with what looks like a &#8220;V&#8221; and something to the right of that, so it must be an award that&#8217;ll get him a Stolen Valor charge.<\/p>\n<p>And is that a two-tone shirt, or the lighting?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sporkmaster sent me this on Facebook from the Army WTF Facebook page, where someone snapped this &hellip; <a title=\"Phony in Las Vegas\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28472\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Phony in Las Vegas<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28472","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28472","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28472"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28472\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28472"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28472"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28472"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}