{"id":28452,"date":"2012-01-25T07:51:10","date_gmt":"2012-01-25T11:51:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=28452"},"modified":"2012-01-25T07:51:10","modified_gmt":"2012-01-25T11:51:10","slug":"pretend-sergeantmodel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28452","title":{"rendered":"Pretend sergeant\/model"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An anonymous reader sent us this last night, and I couldn&#8217;t help but post it to get your eyeballs calibrated this morning. If only all of our pretenders looked like this;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Tiffany-Ginger.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-28453\" title=\"Tiffany Ginger\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Tiffany-Ginger.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"202\" height=\"513\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Tiffany-Ginger.jpg 202w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Tiffany-Ginger-118x300.jpg 118w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 202px) 100vw, 202px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>This is Tiffany Ginger, a professional model on the TV show, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cmt.com\/show\/sweet_home_alabama\/season_2\/cast_member.jhtml?personalityId=15078\">Sweet Home Alabama<\/a> who claims to be a sergeant in the Army Reserve;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Tiffany-Ginger-bio.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-28454\" title=\"Tiffany Ginger bio\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Tiffany-Ginger-bio.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"344\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Tiffany-Ginger-bio.jpg 597w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Tiffany-Ginger-bio-300x207.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>However, AKO says she&#8217;s a Specialist, not a sergeant. I&#8217;ve redacted her contact information because I know you pre-verts would harass the living shit out of her;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Tiffany-Ginger-AKO.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-28455\" title=\"Tiffany Ginger AKO\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Tiffany-Ginger-AKO.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"248\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Tiffany-Ginger-AKO.jpg 584w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Tiffany-Ginger-AKO-300x148.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yeah, I was shocked that was her real name, too. On the upside, the rest of her looks real.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An anonymous reader sent us this last night, and I couldn&#8217;t help but post it to &hellip; <a title=\"Pretend sergeant\/model\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28452\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Pretend sergeant\/model<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28452","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28452","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28452"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28452\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28452"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28452"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28452"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}