{"id":28376,"date":"2012-01-18T20:12:35","date_gmt":"2012-01-19T00:12:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=28376"},"modified":"2012-01-18T20:13:08","modified_gmt":"2012-01-19T00:13:08","slug":"marky-mark-confuses-life-with-his-movies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28376","title":{"rendered":"Marky-Mark confuses life with his movies"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yeah, I think my girls were in love with this Mark Wahlberg doofus in the 90s. I’m sure it was because of his towering intellect<\/a>;<\/p>\n

In the February issue of Men\u2019s Journal, Marky Mark says that he would could have stopped the 9\/11 attacks from happening had he been onboard one of the planes.<\/p>\n

He told the magazine (read aloud in your best Boston accent):<\/p>\n

\u201cIf I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn\u2019t have went down like it did,\u201d Wahlberg said. \u201cThere would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, \u2018OK, we\u2019re going to land somewhere safely, don\u2019t worry.\u2019\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Of course, that’s because he would have had the benefit of foresight, and because he’s just so bad ass. I mean he’s a star, right? They’re all better than us and see things the way we can’t. Maybe next he’ll tell us how he would have taken down bin Laden with his bare hands in the first ten minutes after his plane landed on 9-11.<\/p>\n

Thanks to Tman for the link.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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