{"id":28350,"date":"2012-01-17T18:50:52","date_gmt":"2012-01-17T22:50:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=28350"},"modified":"2012-01-17T18:52:44","modified_gmt":"2012-01-17T22:52:44","slug":"win-win-make-50k-get-an-ugly-eco-terrorist-off-the-street","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28350","title":{"rendered":"Win-win; Make $50k &#038; get an ugly eco-terrorist off the street"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Someone sent me this FBI wanted poster today of their latest addition to the Most Wanted crowd; Josephine Sunshine Overaker. She&#8217;s wanted on terrorist charges related to arson incidents which ALF and ELF have admitted to inspiring;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Josephine-Sunshine-Overaker.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-28351\" title=\"Josephine Sunshine Overaker\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Josephine-Sunshine-Overaker.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"501\" height=\"581\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Josephine-Sunshine-Overaker.jpg 542w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Josephine-Sunshine-Overaker-258x300.jpg 258w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 501px) 100vw, 501px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll bet that middle name &#8220;Sunshine&#8221; wasn&#8217;t given to her by anyone who expected her to end up looking like that. Unless it was a joke name like calling a really fat guy &#8220;Tiny&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>But seriously. We need to get that woman off the streets. I&#8217;m sure that just the sight of her is turning men gay like a deadly infectious virus. That might be part of her dastardly plan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someone sent me this FBI wanted poster today of their latest addition to the Most Wanted &hellip; <a title=\"Win-win; Make $50k &#038; get an ugly eco-terrorist off the street\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28350\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Win-win; Make $50k &#038; get an ugly eco-terrorist off the street<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[155],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28350","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shitbags"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28350","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28350"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28350\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}