{"id":28346,"date":"2012-01-17T13:51:05","date_gmt":"2012-01-17T17:51:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=28346"},"modified":"2012-01-17T13:51:05","modified_gmt":"2012-01-17T17:51:05","slug":"zoltan-meskos-fire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28346","title":{"rendered":"Zoltan Mesko&#8217;s Fire"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For some inexplicable reason I have subjected myself all day to listening to Colin Cowherd tell me how that Pats suck.  Naturally he keeps bringing up the stat that we have the worst defense in the NFL.  Mind you that stat is based on the ridiculous &#8220;yards allowed&#8221; which is fine, except that games aren&#8217;t decided by how many yards a team has.  From there it was how the Pats lost 3 games in October, and thus they suck, but the Giants are awesome because they are playing so hot lately.  This is the same team that 3 weeks ago would only make it in if they beat the Jets, and that game was questionable, with half the ESPN guys taking the Jets.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently the Ravens are going to blitz every down, and double team everyone on the Pats, which means the field could get crowded with 15 of those dudes running around on every play.  But I&#8217;m not going to hate.  I was certain the Pats would win 2 years ago, and they were circling the bowl like a corn encrusted turd about 5 minutes into that game, and my phone was melting down from all the VT Woody phone calls I was skipping.  So look, I don&#8217;t know who wins, and until Sunday, I don&#8217;t really care what anyone else thinks either.  But, remember all the way back to a week ago when Tebow was unstoppable?  You may have seen it on ESPN.  Yeah, not so much.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I did like Conan&#8217;s take on this.  (The mousey Conan, not the one who worships Krom and fought in the gladiator arena because he wasn&#8217;t a natural citizen.)<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"416\" height=\"374\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" id=\"ep\"><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\" \/><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/i.cdn.turner.com\/cnn\/.element\/apps\/cvp\/3.0\/swf\/cnn_416x234_embed.swf?context=embed&#038;videoId=showbiz\/2012\/01\/17\/conan-more-john-parr-football-hits.tbs\" \/><param name=\"bgcolor\" value=\"#000000\" \/><embed src=\"http:\/\/i.cdn.turner.com\/cnn\/.element\/apps\/cvp\/3.0\/swf\/cnn_416x234_embed.swf?context=embed&#038;videoId=showbiz\/2012\/01\/17\/conan-more-john-parr-football-hits.tbs\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" bgcolor=\"#000000\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" width=\"416\" wmode=\"transparent\" height=\"374\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For some inexplicable reason I have subjected myself all day to listening to Colin Cowherd tell &hellip; <a title=\"Zoltan Mesko&#8217;s Fire\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28346\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Zoltan Mesko&#8217;s Fire<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28346","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28346","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28346"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28346\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28346"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28346"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28346"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}