{"id":28341,"date":"2012-01-17T13:36:37","date_gmt":"2012-01-17T17:36:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=28341"},"modified":"2012-01-17T13:45:04","modified_gmt":"2012-01-17T17:45:04","slug":"another-facebook-commando","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28341","title":{"rendered":"Another Facebook commando"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a><\/center>Efrain sends us a link to a Facebook profile<\/a> of Mike Kronos, who claims to be a Special Forces major. I know he looks like he’s 12, but he figures it’s plausible, I guess.<\/p>\n

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Apparently, he owns like 10 cars, all top end, ya know because majors make so much money that they can buy Ferraris and Hummers like candy. he also boasts of quite an arsenal of weapons…again all of that disposable income for majors.<\/p>\n

Efrain says that he first became aware of mighty Major Mike when he began screwing around on the forum at our buddies at Terminal Lance<\/a>. So Efrain called on us and the first place I go is Army Knowledge Online which can find the accounts of everyone in the Army, well, except our new pal, Major Mike;<\/p>\n

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Yeah, i know my address is in the screen shot, but I don’t have anything to hide, well, except that the Army still spells my name wrong. Which probably actually means that I spell my name wrong.<\/p>\n

I’m disappointed that he’s not a phony Ranger, and you 1st Cav folks are probably disappointed the didn’t fake go to combat with your unit, too, but that’s the way this one shakes out. <\/p>\n

According to the pictures on Facebook, he even has crappy taste in cigars, preferring Cohibas to the better-tasting medium strength cigars like Partagas or La Gloria Cubana. That’s what tipped me off at first…only pretenders smoke Cohibas.<\/p>\n

I know we’ve been light on posers lately, but I have several waiting on FOIAs, so keep tuning in.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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