{"id":28237,"date":"2012-01-08T09:24:01","date_gmt":"2012-01-08T13:24:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=28237"},"modified":"2012-01-08T09:24:01","modified_gmt":"2012-01-08T13:24:01","slug":"vermin-supreme-promises-free-ponies-if-we-vote-for-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28237","title":{"rendered":"Vermin Supreme promises free ponies if we vote for him"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Average NCO sends us this video of the December Democrat Candidate Forum. Who wouldn&#8217;t vote for a guy with a boot on his head who promises a free pony to all Americans if we promise to brush our teeth?<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/4d_FvgQ1csE\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>He promises a &#8220;pony-based&#8221; economy. He certainly makes Dennis Kucinich look rational.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Average NCO sends us this video of the December Democrat Candidate Forum. Who wouldn&#8217;t vote for &hellip; <a title=\"Vermin Supreme promises free ponies if we vote for him\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=28237\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Vermin Supreme promises free ponies if we vote for him<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28237","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28237","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28237"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28237\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}