{"id":27885,"date":"2011-12-12T16:01:34","date_gmt":"2011-12-12T20:01:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=27885"},"modified":"2011-12-12T16:01:34","modified_gmt":"2011-12-12T20:01:34","slug":"snake-eyes-now-a-us-marshall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27885","title":{"rendered":"Snake Eyes now a US Marshall"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I saw this yesterday and can&#8217;t stop belly laughing. I think <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27773\">Snakeeyes <\/a>is just on a mission to piss off as many people as he can. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Jordan-SS-agent.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-27886\" title=\"Jordan SS agent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Jordan-SS-agent.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"502\" height=\"271\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Jordan-SS-agent.jpg 902w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Jordan-SS-agent-300x162.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 502px) 100vw, 502px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The earpiece and sunglasses absolutely convince me that he&#8217;s a Secret Service agent &#8211; I mean, you&#8217;d have to be total douche to wear that stuff and not be one of them, right?<\/p>\n<p>And he sure looks like a Yale grad, doesn&#8217;t he?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw this yesterday and can&#8217;t stop belly laughing. I think Snakeeyes is just on a &hellip; <a title=\"Snake Eyes now a US Marshall\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27885\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Snake Eyes now a US Marshall<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27885","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27885","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27885"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27885\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27885"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27885"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27885"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}