{"id":27765,"date":"2011-12-02T11:10:19","date_gmt":"2011-12-02T15:10:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=27765"},"modified":"2011-12-02T11:33:12","modified_gmt":"2011-12-02T15:33:12","slug":"how-are-they-driving-over-there-i-think-theyre-doing-something-wrong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27765","title":{"rendered":"How are they driving over there? I think they&#8217;re doing something wrong."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-2068810\/Saudis-fear-virgins-people-turn-gay-female-drive-ban-lifted.html\">In a link sent to us<\/a> by Old Trooper, the Saudis are worried that if they relax the driving ban for women in the kingdom, there will be no more virgins and it will turn men gay. <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Repealing a ban on women drivers in Saudi Arabia would result in \u2018no more virgins\u2019, the country\u2019s religious council has warned.<\/p>\n<p>A \u2018scientific\u2019 report claims relaxing the ban would also see more Saudis &#8211; both men and women &#8211; turn to homosexuality and pornography.<\/p>\n<p>The startling conclusions were drawn by Muslim scholars at the Majlis al-Ifta\u2019 al-A\u2019ala, Saudi Arabia\u2019s highest religious council, working in conjunction with Kamal Subhi, a former professor at the King Fahd University.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Given the esteemed scholars&#8217; conclusions, I have to think that somehow the Saudis are driving using their genitalia, so we need to send some driving instructors over there and straighten that shit out. <\/p>\n<p>You know I do extensive research on these stories and I just went out and tried driving with my junk and I did feel kind of gay. And the cop who pulled me over agreed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a link sent to us by Old Trooper, the Saudis are worried that if they &hellip; <a title=\"How are they driving over there? I think they&#8217;re doing something wrong.\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27765\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">How are they driving over there? I think they&#8217;re doing something wrong.<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[155],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27765","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shitbags"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27765","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27765"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27765\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27765"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27765"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27765"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}