{"id":27763,"date":"2011-12-02T10:58:04","date_gmt":"2011-12-02T14:58:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=27763"},"modified":"2011-12-02T10:58:23","modified_gmt":"2011-12-02T14:58:23","slug":"how-to-freak-out-your-neighbors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27763","title":{"rendered":"How to freak out your neighbors"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/jogger.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/jogger.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"SJMN_NTLFERNANDEZ\" width=\"299\" height=\"400\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-27764\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/jogger.jpg 299w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/jogger-224x300.jpg 224w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 299px) 100vw, 299px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Yeah, just go out and run around your neighborhood in a pro mask and body armor&#8230;then stuff a package in a post box. That ought to do it. Long Hoang of San Jose, CA <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mercurynews.com\/bay-area-news\/ci_19440928\">did just that<\/a>;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>It could touch off what happened Tuesday at the busy San Jose post office on Lundy Avenue: a full-scale police response, complete with the bomb squad and a robot.<\/p>\n<p>But San Jose police said the suspicious-looking jogger seen fidgeting with a package at a drop-off box was only working out in hard-core, albeit odd-looking, exercise gear.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The guy said he was wearing a cardio mask,&#8221; said Sgt. Jason Dwyer. &#8220;It was his cardio day, and he was trying to lose weight.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Well, it is nice to know that people are paying attention and willing to call the authorities.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, just go out and run around your neighborhood in a pro mask and body armor&#8230;then &hellip; <a title=\"How to freak out your neighbors\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27763\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">How to freak out your neighbors<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27763","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-terror-war"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27763","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27763"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27763\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27763"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27763"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27763"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}