{"id":27716,"date":"2011-11-29T16:32:08","date_gmt":"2011-11-29T20:32:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=27716"},"modified":"2011-11-29T16:32:08","modified_gmt":"2011-11-29T20:32:08","slug":"just-in-case-you-are-wondering","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27716","title":{"rendered":"Just In Case You Are Wondering&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Christmas is just around the corner ya know.<\/p>\n<p>Since Jonn isn&#8217;t paying a bonus this year you kindly folks might be wondering what to get The Navy Geezer?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5863231\/the-mossberg-just+in+case-kit-is-your-all+in+one-snafu-solution\" target=\"_blank\">This will do quite nicely.<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Zombie-pocalypse? Psh, f*cking bring it. This Mossberg Just-In-Case kit includes a 12-gauge Mossberg 500 Pump-Action, resealable storage bag, waterproof carrying tube, as well as a &#8220;Survival Kit in a Can,&#8221; multi-tool and serrated knife. Don&#8217;t forget to bring your own shells\u2014and lots of them\u2014there are seven billion potential brain-suckers out there.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;m fixed for 12 gauge shells; I just need this kit.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Christmas is just around the corner ya know. Since Jonn isn&#8217;t paying a bonus this year &hellip; <a title=\"Just In Case You Are Wondering&#8230;\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27716\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Just In Case You Are Wondering&#8230;<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":467,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[172],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27716","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geezer-alert"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27716","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/467"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27716"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27716\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27716"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27716"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27716"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}