{"id":27712,"date":"2011-11-29T13:22:53","date_gmt":"2011-11-29T17:22:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=27712"},"modified":"2011-11-29T13:22:53","modified_gmt":"2011-11-29T17:22:53","slug":"tuesdays-with-claymore-36","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27712","title":{"rendered":"Tuesdays with Claymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

Evil guns are evil and will eat your children. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Liberals love the military. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Stern balls. <\/a><\/p>\n

Waiting on the Magic Teleprompter might be a waste of time.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Ugly Americans. <\/a><\/p>\n

Sad City. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Barney The Banker? <\/a><\/p>\n

Of course it’s not Obama’s fault…why even bring it up? <\/a><\/p>\n

Water still wet…Elvis still dead…Yugo still a piece of shit…<\/a><\/p>\n

Gay Brigade <\/a><\/p>\n

Play that funky music, white boy… <\/a> <\/p>\n

Herman monster <\/a><\/p>\n

“Yeah, but how can we send people free cell phones if you insist on buying fighter planes?” <\/a> <\/p>\n

Don’t like the rules? Change them. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Hey, maybe RFK’s assassination was Bush’s fault too? <\/a><\/p>\n

Liberals like to make up funny names for people they hate because it’s funny…get it?<\/a> <\/p>\n

Where Cain goes when he goes. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Flu the coup. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Wait, I thought Barry saved Medicare… <\/a><\/p>\n

Martial law? Surely not. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Hillary hilarity <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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