{"id":27583,"date":"2011-11-20T13:20:16","date_gmt":"2011-11-20T17:20:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=27583"},"modified":"2011-11-20T13:20:16","modified_gmt":"2011-11-20T17:20:16","slug":"he-said-balls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27583","title":{"rendered":"He Said Balls!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/townhall.com\/columnists\/douggiles\/2011\/11\/20\/they%E2%80%99re_coming_for_our_balls\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>They\u2019re Coming for Our Balls<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A public school in Toronto has put a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.globaltoronto.com\/toronto+school+bans+students+from+playing+with+hard+balls\/6442522314\/story.html\">ban on most balls<\/a> their kiddos toss around during recess because school administrators have deemed such projectiles dangerous. Well hello, wittle wussies.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The author goes on to suggest:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>While you\u2019re busy outlawing hard balls, why don\u2019t you also mandate that everyone in your school wear pink tutus, chartreuse neckerchiefs and signs on their butts that say, \u201cChina and Islamic Radicals: Kick Me Hard.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>It is a sign of the times, I guess, but they ARE coming for our balls, and have been for some time.<\/p>\n<p>Now excuse me while I go look up the lyrics for Kumbaya.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They\u2019re Coming for Our Balls A public school in Toronto has put a ban on most &hellip; <a title=\"He Said Balls!\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27583\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">He Said Balls!<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":467,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[172],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27583","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geezer-alert"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/467"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27583"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27583\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}