{"id":27554,"date":"2011-11-18T13:10:47","date_gmt":"2011-11-18T17:10:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=27554"},"modified":"2011-11-18T14:38:18","modified_gmt":"2011-11-18T18:38:18","slug":"runaway-mom-compares-herself-to-the-troops","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27554","title":{"rendered":"Runaway Mom compares herself to the troops"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nThe New York Post<\/a> tells the story of Stacey Hessler<\/a> who left her kids, aged 7 to 17, in Florida so she could hang out with the other dipshit hippies in Zuccotti Park. <\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m not planning on going home,\u2019\u2019 the wayward flower child had told The Post about two weeks after she joined the rabble at Zuccotti Park.<\/p>\n

\u201cI have no idea what the future holds, but I\u2019m here indefinitely. Forever.\u201d<\/p>\n

Bizarrely, she compared her decision to leave her family to choices made by heroic members of the armed forces.<\/p>\n

\u201cMilitary people leave their families all the time,\u201d she said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Yeah, but it’s not by choice, Stacy, and usually it’s to actually accomplish something, not do our best to contract exotic hippie diseases and pile up our waste in the street. <\/p>\n

Didn’t Homer Simpson’s mother do the same thing?<\/p>\n

Oh, yeah, that’s her in the picture above in her new dreadlock-doo publicly demonstrating for her kids what great lifestyle choices she made.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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