{"id":27542,"date":"2011-11-17T14:02:42","date_gmt":"2011-11-17T18:02:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=27542"},"modified":"2011-11-17T14:02:42","modified_gmt":"2011-11-17T18:02:42","slug":"when-is-a-head-not-a-head","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27542","title":{"rendered":"When is a Head NOT a Head?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Answer: When it is just a metal room with curious seating arrangements.<\/p>\n<p>This story just cries out for bad puns, but I&#8217;ll try to stick to the facts.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.military.com\/news\/article\/2011\/toilet-troubles-add-to-sailors-deployment-stress.html\" target=\"_blank\">Toilet Troubles Add to Sailors&#8217; Deployment Stress<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>It may seem like a trivial inconvenience in the scheme of things, but it&#8217;s become routine enough that some sailors aboard the Norfolk-based aircraft carrier George H.W. Bush say it&#8217;s affecting their morale, their health and their job performance: Since the ship left for its maiden combat deployment in May, its toilet system has suffered outages so frequently that crew members sometimes can&#8217;t find a single working commode.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;ve served on ships that ran out of fresh water, or been dead in the water, but never lacked for a place to take a dump.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The problem lies with the vacuum system that pulls waste through the ship&#8217;s 250 miles of pipe. The Bush is the first aircraft carrier to be outfitted with a vacuum system, similar to those on commercial airplanes and cruise ships.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So we have a systems that sucks because it doesn&#8217;t suck?<\/p>\n<p>Too many questions.\u00a0 It seems someone got in trouble for taking a leak over the side? I reckon taking dump over the rail would be a hanging offense?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Answer: When it is just a metal room with curious seating arrangements. This story just cries &hellip; <a title=\"When is a Head NOT a Head?\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27542\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">When is a Head NOT a Head?<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":467,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[172,119],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geezer-alert","category-navy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27542","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/467"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27542"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27542\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}