{"id":27539,"date":"2011-11-17T13:31:21","date_gmt":"2011-11-17T17:31:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=27539"},"modified":"2011-11-17T13:36:43","modified_gmt":"2011-11-17T17:36:43","slug":"occupy-alec-baldwins-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27539","title":{"rendered":"Occupy Alec Baldwin’s house"},"content":{"rendered":"

You know, I haven’t seen the movie “The Hunt For Red October” yet because the thought of Alec Baldwin as Jack Ryan is just that offensive to me. Today, in the Huffington Post<\/a>, Baldwin does his Bizarro Jack Ryan impression again and for some reason, all of our problems stem from the fact that we have no high-speed rail system;<\/p>\n

Another example is that we have no high speed rail in this country. Typically, you fly or you drive. So airlines are free to tack on fees to remain profitable the way that oil companies are free to manipulate oil production, and thus the price of gasoline. You bailed out the airlines every time you did not demand more effective, intermediate range travel, i.e. high speed rail. You bailed out the oil companies every time you watched (were you watching?) as American troops went to Iraq to fight a war for oil. You bail out American business, and help them maintain an often false veneer of profitability, every time you send nearly every member of the current Congress back to Washington. Maintaining US corporate profitability is the single goal of this Congress. Because that is what the corporations who own the Congress paid for when they bought the Congress.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

You stupid fuckers – if only you had exercised your choice to take the rail instead of choosing to zip around the country at a thousand miles an hour, we wouldn’t be in this mess and the hippies wouldn’t have to protest in your name. Can’t you see the obvious advantages of traveling in an 19th century conveyance over a 20th century one?<\/p>\n

If Alec-fucking-Balwin can see it, why can’t you?<\/p>\n

Everything I have put forth here, I have heard articulated from the Occupy Wall Street movement. Some of it was not news to me.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Yeah, that’s who I peg my faith in…a bunch of filthy bums who are getting scabies and TB in the 21st century when dirt farmers in Africa somehow avoid those maladies. I’d trust them with my financial health, too.<\/p>\n

By the way, Alec Baldwin’s net worth, according to Celebrity Net Worth<\/a> is $65 million today. He makes $300,000 smackers for an episode on whatever POS TV show hired his portly, untalented ass. <\/p>\n

But you should be taking the train.<\/p>\n

By the way, for someone who rails against airline travel like that, well, you wouldn’t expect to make ads like this would you?<\/p>\n