{"id":27509,"date":"2011-11-16T10:07:33","date_gmt":"2011-11-16T14:07:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=27509"},"modified":"2011-11-16T11:01:10","modified_gmt":"2011-11-16T15:01:10","slug":"jabba-the-punk-is-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27509","title":{"rendered":"Jabba the Punk is back"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You probably remember <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27492\">Fat Bastard from yesterday<\/a>, right? Well, apparently you guys upset him bad enough to venture outside after he had his recliner surgically removed from his morbidly obese ass. He&#8217;s just begging you to pound his rotund, Ron Paul-lovin&#8217; body;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/q4_058V_5Ng\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Thanks to one of my ninjas for the link.<\/p>\n<p>Everytime I see him, I can only think of the comment on his YouTube video yesterday when someone said that he could feed Africa with his neck fat.<\/p>\n<p><strong>TSO Adds:<\/strong> This fat bag of steamed cocks also loves him some Taliban.  Audio on this sucks.<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/zJqMhTlZvMw\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You probably remember Fat Bastard from yesterday, right? Well, apparently you guys upset him bad enough &hellip; <a title=\"Jabba the Punk is back\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27509\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Jabba the Punk is back<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[155],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27509","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shitbags"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27509","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27509"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27509\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}