{"id":27492,"date":"2011-11-15T07:10:50","date_gmt":"2011-11-15T11:10:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=27492"},"modified":"2011-11-15T08:13:15","modified_gmt":"2011-11-15T12:13:15","slug":"portly-waste-of-skin-defrauds-well-intentioned-patrons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27492","title":{"rendered":"Portly waste of skin defrauds well-intentioned patrons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Country Singer sends us this video of an obese shitbag who admits that he dons a military uniform to get free food and drinks on Veterans&#8217; Day &#8220;to protest the hypocrisy in this country&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/mBdCYPjawm0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>He finishes his little statement with &#8220;There is some glory in pretending to be a soldier&#8221;.  First of all, who would be fooled by this wide load of shit in uniform? Secondly, if I were him, I&#8217;d consider missing a few of those free meals. It&#8217;s great that the Ninth Circuit has decided that this fat fuck deserves the right to defraud Americans by denigrating the uniform. <\/p>\n<p>The stupid peckerwood says he paid $200 for his uniform&#8230;he probably spent as much on the uniform as all of the meals and drinks he&#8217;s received as a result of wearing it. Now that he&#8217;s put his bloated face out in public, I hope someone recognizes him the next time he tries his little scam and wipes that stupid grin off his face with a firm right cross.<\/p>\n<p>The comments on YouTube are priceless, by the way.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Country Singer sends us this video of an obese shitbag who admits that he dons a &hellip; <a title=\"Portly waste of skin defrauds well-intentioned patrons\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27492\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Portly waste of skin defrauds well-intentioned patrons<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[155],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27492","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shitbags"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27492","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27492"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27492\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27492"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27492"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27492"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}