{"id":27432,"date":"2011-11-11T18:13:31","date_gmt":"2011-11-11T22:13:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=27432"},"modified":"2011-11-11T18:35:38","modified_gmt":"2011-11-11T22:35:38","slug":"mike-zinna-phony-air-force-spy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27432","title":{"rendered":"Mike Zinna; phony Air Force spy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve never heard of this Mike Zinna guy before today, but someone knows who he is because they sent me some links and his FOIA. He seems quite litigious, too, so that sparked some of my interest. But, it appears he&#8217;s a radio talk show host in Denver who brags about his secret squirrel days in the Air Force, <a href=\"http:\/\/zinna.com\/bio.html\">like in his bio<\/a>;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Zinna-Bio.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-27433\" title=\"Zinna Bio\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Zinna-Bio.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"499\" height=\"332\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Zinna-Bio.jpg 727w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Zinna-Bio-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 499px) 100vw, 499px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yeah, yeah, six years, TS clearance, off the books. I don&#8217;t know how you &#8220;earn&#8221; a Top Secret clearance, you either pass the investigation or you don&#8217;t. There&#8217;s no promotion or pay raise involved. Well, here&#8217;s his FOIA;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Zinna-FOIA.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-27434\" title=\"Zinna FOIA\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Zinna-FOIA.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"494\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Zinna-FOIA.jpg 626w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Zinna-FOIA-300x297.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Well, 27 months is almost like six years, right? And an Airman Basic after two years of service, yeah, that&#8217;s the kind of guys who have Top Secret clearances. Of course, Zinna would probably explain it away that the Secret Service altered his records to embarrass him. <\/p>\n<p>But, seriously, do you know how bad you have to suck in the Air Force to only get one ribbon in two years? You have to work at that shit.<\/p>\n<p>The Secret Service sent me this surveillance photo of Zinna from his Air Force days;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/secret_squirrel.jpg\" alt=\"Mike Zinna\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve never heard of this Mike Zinna guy before today, but someone knows who he is &hellip; <a title=\"Mike Zinna; phony Air Force spy\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27432\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Mike Zinna; phony Air Force spy<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27432","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27432","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27432"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27432\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27432"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27432"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27432"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}