{"id":27383,"date":"2011-11-09T14:10:52","date_gmt":"2011-11-09T18:10:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=27383"},"modified":"2011-11-09T14:48:43","modified_gmt":"2011-11-09T18:48:43","slug":"kelly-kelly-goes-to-visit-the-troops","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27383","title":{"rendered":"Kelly Kelly goes to visit the troops"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of my ninjas sent this video uner the headline that this is the most important video they&#8217;d ever sent me, so how could I not share such an important bit of reportage with you. <\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/eA_3SSYoLrw\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Of course, you probably didn&#8217;t hear her say that she&#8217;d visited the troops in the desert and that she&#8217;s going back soon, so I thought I&#8217;d repeat it for you here for  when you regain your eyesight and\/or consciousness. I had to watch the video twelve times before I noticed she was talking.<\/p>\n<p>The war will never be the same&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of my ninjas sent this video uner the headline that this is the most important &hellip; <a title=\"Kelly Kelly goes to visit the troops\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27383\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Kelly Kelly goes to visit the troops<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[84],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27383","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-military-issues"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27383","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27383"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27383\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}