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<\/a><\/center><\/p>\nAmong his career highlights are: He claims to be a Vampire, living on the blood of his mistresses and girlfriends<\/a>: There is no way this round mound of hirsute jackassery got that rotund on blood. Seriously, go look at this picture <\/a>and tell me this fat balding ball of fug got that fat from blood. Dude must be drinking it with a couple of hundred donuts. He looks like a Mr Potatohead with My Pretty Pony hair glued to it’s head.<\/p>\n He threatened to “impale” President Bush<\/a>: Clearly not a real threat, as one could low crawl away from Hey Kool-Aid guy here, and just wait for his inevitable cardiac arrest. This guy is roughly as imposing as girl scouts selling cookies in front of Target. Which is ironic, because underage women are apparently all he can get.<\/p>\n He likes to essentially kidnap troubled underage girls<\/a>: Dude, when you look like that, you have to go for the underage vampire chicks. First rule of being a fat, pasty, balding has-been is to go with what you know. It’s like fishing with dynamite, or hunting at the petting zoo, if that’s all you can do, you go with it. Problem here is that it is of course illegal. Naturally, he’s had plenty of problems with the law…<\/p>\n He likes to stalk:<\/a> Which is ironic, because the the thought of this fatass sneaking up on anyone has me giggling. It’d be like Juraissic Park…there you are drinking your iced tea on the porch, and suddenly you see it sloshing back and forth. Earthquake? No, just that fat kid toucher trying to sneak up on the neighbors again. BTW- Is that a pterodactyl on your head, or plugs Mr. Impaler?<\/p>\n Anyway, this overstuffed balloon of\u00a0fetid meat also has a Stolen Valor component to his atrocities. (That hair alone is worthy of investigation by the ICC.)\u00a0 This sasquatch looking turd burglar claims<\/a>:<\/p>\n The MOS’ Jonathon worked in while in the Army was – 13B (Field Artillery), 11C (Motars), 11B (Infantry), 11BX (Infantry Drill Segreant)18B (SF Weapons), 71D (Legal Clerk specialist), 79R (Recruiter).<\/p>\n Jonathon is also Sniper Trained and Qualified. He still practices his Sniper skills to this day.<\/p>\n During Jonathon’s 9 year total in the Army (DEP, AD, IRR, RES. NG and AGR), he was assigned to – Ft. Sill, OK, Ft. Benning, GA, Ft. Bragg, NC, Ft. Riley, KS, Ft. Dix, NJ and Ft. Monmouth, NJ. He did his Desert Training at White Sands, NM and an ARTEP at Ft. Drum, NY.<\/p>\n Jonathon is presently 100% Service-Connected by the Department of Veterans Affairs, as a result of his undergoing Total Left Knee Replacement.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n Of course he had a knee replacement, hell, even tank treads wear out, and an Abrahms only weighs half of what Ninja jones here weighs. Now, would it suprise you to learn that his claims are completely full of shit?<\/a> Anyone know any SF Sniper in history that only has a Army Service Ribbon and a Sharpshooter badge?<\/p>\n
\nHaving the worst record as a candidate for public service I have ever seen<\/a>: Although his status as a loser extends far beyond the political realm, this jackass has so far run for President twice, Congress in three different states, and governor of two states. He’s probably the only douche that could lose a debate to a mute.<\/p>\n