{"id":27198,"date":"2011-10-26T20:52:50","date_gmt":"2011-10-27T00:52:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=27198"},"modified":"2011-10-26T20:54:30","modified_gmt":"2011-10-27T00:54:30","slug":"so-sad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27198","title":{"rendered":"So Sad&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I read this I was concerned. Jonn works at this&#8230; It&#8217;s his hobby but he&#8217;s really not very good, I feel his pain.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/news\/celebritynews\/8847440\/60-Elvis-impersonators-flee-fire-alarm.html\" target=\"_blank\">60 Elvis impersonators flee fire alarm<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div>\n<p>The lookalikes were attending a charity function in Rochester, Kent, when the fire alarm sounded late on Saturday night.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>It is believed that it was set off by a faulty smoke machine that formed part of the Elvis act at the fundraiser.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>Guests leaving the hotel were stunned to see a group of around 60 impersonators, dressed in wigs and full rhinestone costume, gathered in the car park.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div>\n<p>It happened in England and that helped alleviate my concern.<\/p>\n<p>TSO impersonates Gerry Garcia, but that is less likely to make international headlines.<\/p>\n<p>You really don&#8217;t wanna know how I can prove this. The pictures might land me in jail.<\/p>\n<p>One way or another.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I read this I was concerned. Jonn works at this&#8230; It&#8217;s his hobby but he&#8217;s &hellip; <a title=\"So Sad&#8230;\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27198\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">So Sad&#8230;<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":467,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[172,157,26,31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27198","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geezer-alert","category-pirates","category-blather","category-protestsrallies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27198","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/467"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27198"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27198\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}