{"id":27187,"date":"2011-10-26T08:14:25","date_gmt":"2011-10-26T12:14:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=27187"},"modified":"2011-10-26T08:14:25","modified_gmt":"2011-10-26T12:14:25","slug":"jesse-macbeth-stolen-valor-tournament-finals-day-the-second","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27187","title":{"rendered":"Jesse MacBeth Stolen Valor Tournament Finals – Day the Second"},"content":{"rendered":"

Day 1 ended with a 52\/48 split, with Ballduster leading. What will today bring?\u00a0<\/p>\n

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GEN Ballduster McSoulpatch:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Friends with the Dalai Llama and Steven Segal.<\/a><\/p>\n

Was Vice President of Asian Operations, Samaya, Inc., and in the Army was \u201cAdvisor to the Commander-In-Chief (1995-1999) regarding S.E. Asian Affairs, with a specific focus on Thailand, Cambodia & Laos.\u201d
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\nClaism to have attended Standford, Assumption University, Purdue, DLI, and JFKSWCS.<\/a><\/p>\n

Arrested wearing a diaper on his head.<\/a><\/p>\n

ACTUAL RECORDS.<\/a><\/p>\n

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MSGT Soup Sandwich:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Showed up for a graduation ceremony at Fort Benning (Sand Hill), on Wed, 15 Jun 2011, wearing\u00a0AF uniform with 15 rows of awards and decorations, and 7 badges from the Army and Air Force.<\/a><\/p>\n

Claims to be a wounded medic.<\/a><\/p>\n

\u00a0Likes to inhale shoe cleaner.<\/a><\/p>\n

ACTUAL RECORDS<\/a><\/p>\n

Vote after the jump:<\/p>\n

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