{"id":27170,"date":"2011-10-25T08:42:15","date_gmt":"2011-10-25T12:42:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=27170"},"modified":"2011-10-25T08:46:08","modified_gmt":"2011-10-25T12:46:08","slug":"jesse-macbeth-stolen-valor-tournament-finals-pick-you-national-chumpian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27170","title":{"rendered":"Jesse MacBeth Stolen Valor Tournament Finals: Pick your National Chumpian"},"content":{"rendered":"

OK, so I will put up a new poll each day. I will keep results here, and tabulate it all at the end. You will see percents each day, but that number represents ONLY that day. Also, be advised that someone might win 3 days and lose 1, but what is important is the actual NUMBER of votes, not any given days percents.<\/p>\n

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MSGT Soup Sandwich:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Showed up for a graduation ceremony at Fort Benning (Sand Hill), on Wed, 15 Jun 2011, wearing\u00a0AF uniform with 15 rows of awards and decorations, and 7 badges from the Army and Air Force.<\/a><\/p>\n

Claims to be a wounded medic.<\/a><\/p>\n

\u00a0Likes to inhale shoe cleaner.<\/a><\/p>\n

ACTUAL RECORDS<\/a><\/p>\n

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GEN Ballduster McSoulpatch:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Friends with the Dalai Llama and Steven Segal.<\/a><\/p>\n

Was Vice President of Asian Operations, Samaya, Inc., and in the Army was \u201cAdvisor to the Commander-In-Chief (1995-1999) regarding S.E. Asian Affairs, with a specific focus on Thailand, Cambodia & Laos.\u201d
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\nClaism to have attended Standford, Assumption University, Purdue, DLI, and JFKSWCS.<\/a><\/p>\n

Arrested wearing a diaper on his head.<\/a><\/p>\n

ACTUAL RECORDS.<\/a><\/p>\n

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