{"id":27080,"date":"2011-10-18T12:50:46","date_gmt":"2011-10-18T16:50:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=27080"},"modified":"2011-10-18T13:00:54","modified_gmt":"2011-10-18T17:00:54","slug":"i-had-a-dream-last-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27080","title":{"rendered":"I had a dream last night"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/MxupmU4cJOE\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\nPlease repeat aloud for those in the back of the TAH townsquare&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>I also had a dream last night.  A pink attired hippie was telling me about her dream.  And Seabiscuit was licking my toes.  Only, I looked down.  And it was Sarah Jessica Parker.*  And then I went to my dentist.  And he buggered me with a porcupine penis.  And I cried.  But my tears made little unicorns.  And they danced around the bed.  And I woke up yelling &#8220;Who let all these damn unicorns into the room.&#8221;  And my wife snored.  My dogs looked at me and silently mouthed that I was a retard.<\/p>\n<p>Then this morning.  I woke up.  I came to work.  I even did my job.  I also watched Stargate Continuum.  That thing on Teal&#8217;c&#8217;s head must have hurt.  Like getting a tick off your scrotum using a blow torch.  [Wave your fingers in the air.]<\/p>\n<p>*shamelessly stolen from The Family Guy<\/p>\n<p>BTW- Just realized that the video is from our buddy Skye!  \/wave<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE:  <a href=\"http:\/\/ace.mu.nu\/archives\/322727.php\">This is why Ace is better than us&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Second, she has a nice body. It&#8217;s a real shame a decent body is capped by this unfortunate head. She looks like a young college-age Bill Walton skipped the NBA draft to pursue a Library Sciences degree, and alsom have gender reassignment surgery.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Please repeat aloud for those in the back of the TAH townsquare&#8230;. I also had a &hellip; <a title=\"I had a dream last night\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27080\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I had a dream last night<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27080","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27080","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27080"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27080\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}