{"id":27059,"date":"2011-10-17T14:16:50","date_gmt":"2011-10-17T18:16:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=27059"},"modified":"2011-10-17T14:16:50","modified_gmt":"2011-10-17T18:16:50","slug":"tweeting-with-duncanstrandlofkingdouchenozzel-mcfakerstein","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27059","title":{"rendered":"Tweeting with Duncan\/Strandlof\/King\/Douchenozzel McFakerstein"},"content":{"rendered":"

WARNING: Graphic language alert.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Been pissed all day that pack a day smoker of manpole, Rick Duncan has once again resurfaced. First it was his horseshit blog<\/a>, with all it’s “Woe is me glory.”<\/p>\n

So here I sit – in this Starbucks, in this city, in this life.<\/p>\n

So here I sit – homeless, unemployed, mentally ill, addicted, reputation ruined by my own misdeeds.<\/p>\n

So here I sit – and I am grateful to God for ALL of that. Sometimes.<\/p>\n

When I am not grateful for ALL of that, I try to ask for the capacity to be grateful for ALL of that. Sometimes.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Yeah, well here I sit watching you fucking brutally murder the English language, literary elegance, and any propriety with regards to divinity. You write worse than Peter King, which is a transcendant compliment if you wanted to be the worst fucking author in the history of terrible fucking authors.<\/p>\n

Then I find this assholes Twitter page<\/a>. Bear in mind that this is a homeless grifter who screwed over every one of our brothers and sisters in arms who actually *were* wounded, and then explain to me why this rectal emission has the capability to Tweet every 3 minutes. I sincerely hope that every one of his followers is some asshole like me only watching it waiting for him to inevitably embrace a new identity and screw over a new group.<\/p>\n

Then, to make it all the more vexxing, he answers my Tweets in some sort of manner that makes a shit hurling marmoset at the Bronx Zoo look erudite.<\/p>\n

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OK, so is this someone else using his Twitter, am I just talking to a fahkin moron, are the voices in his Tweet Deck getting to be too much for him? Just WTF?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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