{"id":27048,"date":"2011-10-17T08:57:45","date_gmt":"2011-10-17T12:57:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=27048"},"modified":"2011-10-17T14:18:53","modified_gmt":"2011-10-17T18:18:53","slug":"jesse-macbeth-stolen-valor-tournament-fecal-four-day-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=27048","title":{"rendered":"Jesse MacBeth Stolen Valor Tournament Fecal Four, Day 1!"},"content":{"rendered":"

NEW POSTS ARE BELOW, THIS IS STICKY’D TO TOP<\/strong>
\nOK, let’s get it on. I will bump and redo the page each day, which will allow you to vote once per day. Total for the week wins.<\/p>\n

Game 1:
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OK, so in matchup one we have Ballduster McSoulpatch versus the Baskin Robbins Ranger. One is a Brig Gen in the CIA with a penchant for standing around naked with men in East German uniforms, and the other is a douche who goes into the high schools and lies to the kids.<\/p>\n

Game 2:
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Game 2 features Soup Sandwich against the Real Liam Neeson. One is a three-CIB-Wearing Air Force super commando who thinks the RTB didn’t show him enough love, and the other is a man who grew fairly wealthy by convincing people his daughter was kidnapped for the sex trade, and he went and killed them all.<\/p>\n

Perhaps a refresher course:<\/p>\n

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GAME 1<\/strong><\/p>\n

Soulpatch:<\/strong>
\nFriends with the Dalai Llama and Steven Segal.<\/a><\/p>\n

Was Vice President of Asian Operations, Samaya, Inc., and in the Army was “Advisor to the Commander-In-Chief (1995-1999) regarding S.E. Asian Affairs, with a specific focus on Thailand, Cambodia & Laos.”
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\nClaism to have attended Standford, Assumption University, Purdue, DLI, and JFKSWCS.<\/a><\/p>\n

Arrested wearing a diaper on his head.<\/a><\/p>\n

ACTUAL RECORDS.<\/a><\/p>\n

Matthis Chiroux:<\/strong>
\nConsiders himself a modern-day MLK.<\/a><\/p>\n

Likes to write “Soldiers are not heroes” in Magic Marker on his back.<\/a><\/p>\n

Despite forcing a woman to have sex with him in the Phillipines, he saves women from leering construction workers.<\/a><\/p>\n

When not busy burning flags, he likes to tell lies about his combat service in Afghanistan.<\/a><\/p>\n

GAME 2<\/strong><\/p>\n

Soup Sandwich:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Showed up for a graduation ceremony at Fort Benning (Sand Hill), on Wed, 15 Jun 2011, wearing\u00a0AF uniform with 15 rows of awards and decorations, and 7 badges from the Army and Air Force.<\/a><\/p>\n

Claims to be a wounded medic.<\/a><\/p>\n

\u00a0Likes to inhale shoe cleaner.<\/a><\/p>\n

ACTUAL RECORDS<\/a><\/p>\n

Bill Hillar\/Liam Neeson:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Told a wild tale of international intrigue in his popular one-credit workshops, claiming that his own 17-year old daughter was kidnapped by traffickers in Southeast Asia, and was killed by them.<\/a><\/p>\n

Claimed to have a PhD from the University of Oregon in a health field.<\/a><\/p>\n

Hillar\u2019s clients included the FBI\u2019s Command College, Salt Lake City and Chicago divisions, the Illinois State Police and the College of Southern [M]aryland<\/a><\/p>\n

ACTUAL RECORDS<\/a><\/p>\n

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So anyway, vote early and often.\u00a0 I will reset each day, and it will close on Friday evening.<\/p>\n

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