{"id":26998,"date":"2011-10-13T08:44:23","date_gmt":"2011-10-13T12:44:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=26998"},"modified":"2011-10-13T08:44:23","modified_gmt":"2011-10-13T12:44:23","slug":"fecal-four-ballduster-hillar-matthis-and-____","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=26998","title":{"rendered":"Fecal Four: Ballduster, Hillar, Matthis and ____?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Well, here it is, the final matchup, and it’s a real battle for the ages, Soup the Hood v. Ghenghis Fraud!<\/p>\n

1) MSGT Soup Sandwich – Nick Androsky<\/a><\/p>\n

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\nHe robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor,
\nHe stood up to the man and he gave him what for.
\nOur love for him now, ain\u2019t hard to explain,
\nThe hero of RTB, the man they call Soup!
\nOur Soup saw the Rangers’ backs breakin’
\nHe saw the Rangers lament
\nAnd he saw those instructors takin’
\nEvery honor and leavin’ five cents
\nSo he said, “You can’t do that to my people”
\n“You can’t crush them under your heel”
\nSoup strapped on his hat
\nAnd in five seconds flat
\nStole every medal the PX had to steal\u2026..<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

VS<\/p>\n

2) “Gunny” – George Gunny Lauve<\/a><\/p>\n

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“There came into the world a blue-gray wolf
\nwhose destiny was Heaven’s will.
\nHis wife was a fallow deer.
\nThey traveled together across the inland sea
\nand when they were camped near the source of the Onan River
\nin sight of Mount Burkhan Khaldun
\ntheir first son was born, named Gunny Lauve.”
\n—\u00a0SECRET HISTORY OF THE MONGOLS<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

So, there it is folks. Who joins his Stolen Valor Brethren in our Fecal Four? Will it be the Soup Sandwich himself, or Gunny Lauve? Poll after the jump….
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