{"id":26923,"date":"2011-10-10T11:06:52","date_gmt":"2011-10-10T15:06:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=26923"},"modified":"2011-10-10T11:12:43","modified_gmt":"2011-10-10T15:12:43","slug":"can-you-be-dumber-than-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=26923","title":{"rendered":"Can you be dumber than me?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yeah, I just figured out, after being at work for three hours, that today is Columbus Day. In my defense, sort of, I’m usually the first one there when I work in the office, and the people I work with are mostly in DC and one is in Georgia – so the only way I “see” them is in email.<\/p>\n

Sorry, I just had to own up to my lack of consciousness today. <\/p>\n

As long as I’m blathering, if you haven’t noticed, spam is kicking my ass this week. I’m pretty sure it’s not the hippies’ fault as some of you have suggested. I doubt they’re that bright and we’ve been getting about 10k spam comments\/day since September.<\/p>\n

If your comments get lost in the flurry, I apologize ahead of time. I’m pretty much deleting everything that mentions what a wonderful, informative blog this is – even I don’t believe that shit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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