{"id":26920,"date":"2011-10-10T08:20:18","date_gmt":"2011-10-10T12:20:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=26920"},"modified":"2011-10-10T08:28:03","modified_gmt":"2011-10-10T12:28:03","slug":"ballduster-v-lesbian-pirate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=26920","title":{"rendered":"Ballduster v. Lesbian Pirate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He\u2019s a Liberace-in-a-hot-tub-with-Elton-John level ghey Brigadier General in the CIA, and she\u2019s Lesbian Pirate, sailing the high seas looking for some booty on a poop deck, and together, they are the first of our Fecal Four matchups.<\/p>\n<p>If you don\u2019t know their names and stories by now then a) shame on you and b) <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=26635\">you can head on over here <\/a>and just click their names to find out.<\/p>\n<p>Just to add some spice though, TAH semi-official photographer The Sniper managed to get some pictures of these two in their natural environments just to help you decide.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Ballduster.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Ballduster.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Ballduster\" width=\"400\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-26921\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Ballduster.jpg 362w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Ballduster-181x300.jpg 181w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 362px) 100vw, 362px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Dykebeard2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Dykebeard2.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Dykebeard2\" width=\"400\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-26922\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Dykebeard2.jpg 733w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Dykebeard2-235x300.jpg 235w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 733px) 100vw, 733px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Poll after the jump.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<div id=\"surveyMonkeyInfo\">\n<div><script src=\"https:\/\/www.surveymonkey.com\/jsEmbed.aspx?sm=OKaHWoS0EBts_2fZhjGaIMvQ_3d_3d\"> <\/script><\/div>\n<p>Create your <a href=\"https:\/\/www.surveymonkey.com\/\">free online surveys<\/a> with SurveyMonkey, the world&#8217;s leading questionnaire tool.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He\u2019s a Liberace-in-a-hot-tub-with-Elton-John level ghey Brigadier General in the CIA, and she\u2019s Lesbian Pirate, sailing the &hellip; <a title=\"Ballduster v. Lesbian Pirate\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=26920\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ballduster v. Lesbian Pirate<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26920","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26920","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26920"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26920\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26920"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26920"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26920"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}