{"id":26818,"date":"2011-10-04T09:35:50","date_gmt":"2011-10-04T13:35:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=26818"},"modified":"2011-10-04T09:35:50","modified_gmt":"2011-10-04T13:35:50","slug":"tuesdays-with-claymore-31","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=26818","title":{"rendered":"Tuesday’s with Claymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

This one’s for the birds.<\/a><\/p>\n

Leave it to beaver.<\/a><\/p>\n

Herman monster.\u00a0\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n

Hippie Spring\u00a0\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n

Bush’s fault.<\/a><\/p>\n

The ruling party.\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n

Abbot and Costello 2012\u00a0\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n

October is gay.\u00a0\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n

Well, it’s not like she had a job to go to or anything<\/a>.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n

We need more Kool-Aid!\u00a0\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n

Not my cup of tea.<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n

…and then he took my lunch money.\u00a0\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n

“I know these are completely different but it won’t stop me from making a dumbass political statement anyway.”\u00a0\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n

Cancer sucks.<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n

Bush\u00a0Derangement\u00a0Syndrome on steroids.\u00a0\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n

“Bear arms, but not real ones…you know, figurative ones because those are the most powerful and people will not fear you as much.”\u00a0\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n

Smelly commie hippie hipster douchebags are what America is all about.\u00a0\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n

I guess we shouldn’t tell them prohibition was a progressive movement, huh.<\/a><\/p>\n

Getting “all awacky”.\u00a0\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n

Whine and cheese.\u00a0\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n

Welcome back Carter.\u00a0\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n

Obama, the DU lurker.\u00a0\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n

…or, National Hug Your Wookie Day.<\/a><\/p>\n

But if Bush had done this…blah blah blah<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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