{"id":26806,"date":"2011-10-03T14:53:24","date_gmt":"2011-10-03T18:53:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=26806"},"modified":"2011-10-05T12:23:16","modified_gmt":"2011-10-05T16:23:16","slug":"ohes-noes-the-hippie-freaks-are-coming-to-indy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=26806","title":{"rendered":"Ohes Noes! The hippie freaks are coming to Indy!"},"content":{"rendered":"

From their utterly piss poor website<\/a>, I give you this bit of genius…<\/p>\n

We are deploying a new tactic for the Occupation of Indianapolis. Its novel, its LEGAL and its very disruptive all at once if we do it right. The Human People Mover is a concept in which a line of volunteers will target a building or group of buildings in which the 1% operate their businesses which have caused the current damage to our society.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Several things….why do you people not use apostropies? Seriously, is it so hard to write “It’s novel, it’s LEGAL and it’s very disruptive all at once if we do it right.” Those are contractions bitches, just add that extra step in and watch the %1 quake at your grammatical genius. (Not to be confused with Martin and Bill Gramatica.)<\/p>\n

Second of all, your (not yore, you’re, yor, ur\u00a0etc.) \u00a0idea is dumb. But, let’s (notice the apostrophy, which denotes “let us”) look at what else you have…<\/p>\n

A single file line of as many people as possible will begin walking around the targeted building or buildings on the public sidewalks in as close proximity as possible to each other to form a moving barricade of constantly walking people. As long as we remain moving on the sidewalks we cannot be arrested. Remain standing in a group of 5 or more and they can take us to jail, but if we are each in motion and still together in a single file line it will disrupt regular foot traffic in the target area, making it difficult for the 1% and their minions to conduct their business.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Um, your event is on a Saturday, won’t (a contraction for “will not”) the 1 percenters be out on their yachts? Ok, but I am down with this plan, where’s all this happening?<\/p>\n

Below is a map of the proposed route for the HPM. I have indicated target buildings in the Downtown Zone of Occupation with blue placemarks. We will make daily announcements of targeted buildings on the ground in the DZO and on this blog and associated social media pages once the Occupation begins.<\/p>\n

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Um, why would you protest the Indy Hilton? The Federal Bldg and Courthouse are closed on Saturday.<\/p>\n

\u00a0Actually, am I the only one who notes a lack of a blue placemark target building? I’ll give you one, and you’ll make it easier for me to cover you. The top righthand part of your map, 700 North Pennsylvania. Please go there.\u00a0 I’ll be the guy on the second floor laughing as you dirty hippies walk single file line outside my office.<\/p>\n

OK dirty hippies, I will find you.\u00a0 How many trust fund babies in tie dyed shirts walking single file can be found in Indy on a Saturday?\u00a0 Should be easy to locate the 5 of you that show up for this asinine event.<\/p>\n

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