{"id":26799,"date":"2011-10-03T11:21:45","date_gmt":"2011-10-03T15:21:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=26799"},"modified":"2011-10-03T11:21:45","modified_gmt":"2011-10-03T15:21:45","slug":"alcohol-and-pit-bulls-what-could-go-wrong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=26799","title":{"rendered":"Alcohol and Pit Bulls&#8230; What Could Go Wrong?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Via <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.dailymail.com\/donsurber\/archives\/43579\" target=\"_blank\">Don Surber:<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailyastorian.com\/free\/man-bites-dog\/article_2757f338-eb91-11e0-83a8-001cc4c03286.html\" target=\"_blank\">Man Bites Dog!<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Two pit bulls were fighting, two men had been drinking.<\/p>\n<p>That turned out to be a bad combination, leaving one man with a crushed finger, one man with an injured arm and <strong>one dog without an ear<\/strong>.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The images in my head are weirder than usual? How about the iconic painting of dogs playing poker?<\/p>\n<p>Two pit bulls and two guys playing poker, someone is caught cheating&#8230; a fight ensues.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Via Don Surber: Man Bites Dog! Two pit bulls were fighting, two men had been drinking. &hellip; <a title=\"Alcohol and Pit Bulls&#8230; What Could Go Wrong?\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=26799\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Alcohol and Pit Bulls&#8230; What Could Go Wrong?<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":467,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[172,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26799","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geezer-alert","category-blather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26799","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/467"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26799"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26799\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26799"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26799"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26799"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}