{"id":26635,"date":"2011-09-23T12:24:08","date_gmt":"2011-09-23T16:24:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=26635"},"modified":"2011-10-11T12:27:09","modified_gmt":"2011-10-11T16:27:09","slug":"first-annual-jesse-macbeth-stolen-valor-awards-competition-nomination-thread","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=26635","title":{"rendered":"First Annual “Jesse MacBeth Stolen Valor Awards” competition nomination thread"},"content":{"rendered":"

CURRENTLY VOTING ON FINAL FOUR, GO TO THIS LINK FOR TODAY’S BALLOT<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Here is your field of 32:<\/strong>
\nBallduster McSoulpatch<\/a>
\nMaster Sergeant Soup Sandwich<\/a>
\nRick Duncan<\/a>
\nSealey McChippendales.<\/a>
\nSteve Snake Eyes Jordan<\/a>
\nWillie Williams<\/a>
\nGunny Lauve<\/a>
\nJeff THE ROCK Harris<\/a>
\nRay Shitbird Sherpansky<\/a>
\nDe Hieu Tran<\/a>
\nSalhem Dreasden\/Dan McGrew<\/a>
\nMichael Hamilton<\/a>
\nBill Hillar<\/a>
\nDavid Baillie<\/a>
\nWilliam “Heavy Drop” Clark<\/a>
\nKyle Barwan<\/a>
\nSkylar “E-Bay Recondo” Whalen<\/a>
\nJasper Lake<\/a>
\nLTC Warryck-Regan Lee “Bad Lesbian” Wolf<\/a>
\nBrigadeer General “PFC” Baxter<\/a>
\nJhon Kerwin “i B deployed foo” Williams<\/a>
\nSGM John Letuli<\/a>
\nMajor Chris “I was there (15 miles away)” Shane<\/a>
\nCarl “Awesomest SEAL In History” Doe<\/a>
\nJess “Skip” Hall<\/a>*
\nGen David “Torpedo Tube” Weber<\/a>
\nOliver “Wide Load” Karl<\/a>
\nGeoff “PowerPoint” Millard<\/a><\/del>
\nMatthis “I Oppressed Baskin Robbins at BAF” Chiroux<\/a>
\nWard “Not a Ranger” Reilly<\/a><\/del>
\nBilly “Guitar strumming hero” Adamson<\/a>
\nCobb Public Safety Director Mickey Lloyd <\/a><\/p>\n

UPDATE FROM SEEDING COMMITTEE: Remarkably the seeding committee has dropped Millard like a flaming turd, and demanded inclusion of Bob Spooky 8 King<\/a>. Just a dramatic turn of events here at the Downtown Athletic Club in Sheboygen Falls. Also, Ward Reilly has been bounced for being too easy a target, he is replaced by Michael Chabot<\/a>, youngest phony Special Forces Sniper of all time.<\/p>\n

The Seeding Committee will be meeting this weekend. Said committee consists of:
\nTSO from This Ain’t Hell. (me)
\nThe Sniper of the self-same titled blog.
\nNick Palmasciano of Ranger Up
\nAn Airborne Oboeist to be named later from Blackfive. (Update: Blackfive his self will be on the committee)
\nWe are hoping to fly Mr. Greyhawk in as well, waiting on travel issues.<\/p>\n

Contestants will be seeded according to a secret format we have made in conjunction with Stephen Hawking, and will be announced Monday Morning. Said contestants in the Big Dance will be placed in one of four regionals:
\nFlag Officer Regional
\nSenior NCO Regional
\nSpecial Ops Regional
\nSeek Help Now Regional<\/p>\n

Are you ready for some October Madness?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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